Too Funny

Spanking Shakespeare

By Jake Wiener

    This book is really one of the funniest books so far that I have read.  Seariously, what would you do if your parents gave you a goofy name?  My name when I was little was unique.  I got named after a witch on tv.  Like you can't guess which one it was!  But it wasn't any where near as bad as his.   His family life is kind of normal to most, alcholic dad and a dits for a mother.  It makes me kind of wonder if they were on something other than alcohol.  It was probably around the age of aquarius.  Everyone in that time era was named flower, storm, some character off of TV or a famous writer.  So far in the book, its just humorous.  Think about it he is a kid in his senior year with a geeky name.  Can you see tall and skinny?  Kind of dorky and shy.  He only has to friends and there very weird.  I had a friend like that in high school, the kid that belched and farted all day making a huge seen of himself and you were with him.  So you where talked about too.  Did you have a friend like that in high school?  I can almost bet you did just not as bad or did something different but just as imbarrasing!  If you have not read this book, I suggest that you do.  Read it on a day that your kind of down and it will lift you right up.  I can't wait to read the rest.  I hope its stay funny, that would make my day.